Archive for May, 2012


A fine excuse…?


Thursday, May 31st, 2012

Motorists from South London are using some very creative cop-outs to try to avoid parking tickets, as reported on the BBC News website.

In a fashion similar to the timeless “my dog ate my homework”, one such appeal to South London Council came from a motorist who had the gall to claim that sighting a UFO caused him to enter into the bus lane. From the ludicrous to the outright ridiculous, several additional excuses for parking on a double yellow line included colour blindness and also denial of any knowledge of what the yellow lines actually mean.

But perhaps the office favourite was: ”It was raining. I thought I could park anywhere if the weather was bad.”

Bearing in mind our Great British weather, that is nothing short of genius.



“How much did we win, for God’s sake?”


Tuesday, May 29th, 2012

An incredibly lucky Israeli couple have eventually claimed their £13m winning lottery ticket with the payout coming four months after the actual draw.

BBC News reports on the biggest ever lottery prize in the country and how the winners had astonishingly not realised the outcome until very late, having seemingly lost the winning ticket among a stack of papers at their home.

Funnily enough they were completely unaware of the jackpot which unsurprisingly came as a massive shock to them and the local shop where the ticket had been purchased.

For privacy and security reasons, Israel normally hides the identities of the victors so the couple were seen at a press conference dressed in face masks.

When asked what they would do with the money, the man disclosed that he would finally be financially secure enough to fulfil his life long dream of studying astronomy … but we assume that he and his are already over the moon!



M-I-T fall


Thursday, May 24th, 2012

In 1972 in the Baker House dormitory at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT), several students chose to throw an unwanted piano off the roof as a somewhat lazy but entertaining method of disposing of it. The article and video on The Daily Telegraph Online goes on to mention that this bizarre college event has since been observed as an annual tradition, and this year marked its 40th anniversary.

Two hundred excited spectators had gathered to witness the sight of an upright piano launch off of a makeshift ramp and then smash into another piano placed strategically on the ground below.

After the mayhem, a scramble ensued for broken parts as souvenirs, such as piano keys and strings.

Fortunately, nobody has been injured during these shenanigans and no working pianos have been hurt either - they are usually broken and donated by people who simply want to get rid of them for free.

So Beethoven can stop turning in his grave.



Cuttting down trees - the YouTube way


Thursday, May 3rd, 2012

Yep, you’ve guessed it - this was one tree-felling exercise that went wrong…badly wrong. Now I know that it could have been a lot worse (at least no one was injured) - felling a tree so close to your house and asking someone to video it is bound to jinx the operation.

Commenting on the video, The Telegraph said that the poor guy, realising that he has felled the tree onto the roof of his own home, seems ’stumped’ for a moment and then shouts, “my house!” and a few seconds later, “my bedroom!”

The clip drew loads of comments, many offering advice on the correct way to cut down a tree.

One posting reads, “the notch in the front was about one-fifth the height and half the depth it should have been.” Adding, “He should have been tensioning that bad boy.”



Dancing superheroes boogying for education reform


Tuesday, May 1st, 2012

Great article in The Telegraph made us all laugh in the office today. Hundreds of caped avengers dance in downtown Santiago, as part of a demonstration for education changes.

Gathering in Santiago’s main plaza to dance, the students actually had a serious message, expressing their protest at the county’s education minister.

Student Arturo Fuentes, who took part in the protest, said: “This movement is going forward and is not weakening, as the government says. This activity shows that we are passionate and in favour of free education.”

Talk about a good way to get your message noticed!