Archive for September, 2011


Carnivore meats Israel


Thursday, September 29th, 2011

In perhaps one of the most surreal stories ever posted on this blog, The Huffington Post reports on the moment an Azerbaijani cabinet minister was caught almost literally red-handed at Ben Gurion International Airport trying to smuggle 50kg (110 lbs) of fresh lamb meat into the country.

While the Azerbaijani aides present at the time have told Israel’s Haaretz newspaper that the meat was intended for consumption during the minister’s stay in the country, the frankly embarrassing incident resulted in the unnamed minister having his meat confiscated and subsequently destroyed.

To import just over 1kg of meat into the country requires a permit, probably to protect local businesses and prevent external diseases entering the food supply.

Either way, this encounter is ‘Have I got News For You’ gold for Merton & Co. and will have surely left the minister feeling just a tad sheepish …

(Any more puns…?)



Giant crocodile spends Lolong time without eating


Tuesday, September 27th, 2011

We’ve all heard that stress is a killer, but it seems this psychological phenomenon extends to the animal kingdom. A 20-foot saltwater giant crocodile, nicknamed Lolong, has been captured in the Philippines and hasn’t eaten since.

The creature could be the world’s largest crocodile in captivity – but according to the wildlife experts that captured him, this behaviour is normal for reptiles as they adapt to a different lifestyle than they’re used to.

Wild crocodiles will rarely eat daily and can survive without food for a while. In Lolong’s case, this could be for a period of up to six months due to his size and natural food reserves. Experts estimate that he is about 50-years old.

Living in an 800-square metre pen surrounded by a barbed wire enforced concrete wall in Bunawan (where he was captured), local officials are wary to put Lolong on public display to avoid any additional stress.

Locals have rightly been quite worried about Lolong for a while and his capture brings to an end a three-week hunt to find him. A young child had been killed by a crocodile two years ago and Lolong is suspected to have killed a missing fisherman, although no human remains were recovered when he was induced to vomit.

Word is there may be an even larger crocodile living in the local area, but we hope they can bring the saga to a snappy conclusion.



Following the herd


Thursday, September 22nd, 2011

Twitter CEO Dick Costolo recently announced that the site now has over 200 million registered accounts, 100 million of which actively log in to the site at least once a month. The figure comes as a real milestone for the company that was established from humble beginnings five years ago.

However, according to Twitter’s blog, 40% of these active users don’t actually tweet or engage others, they simply follow others to keep abreast of news updates, their favourite celebrities, and such.

The global reach is particularly impressive, as they look to have formally launched their site in 17 languages by the end of September.

An article in BBC Newsbeat reports that these statistics haven’t been released for self-promoting purposes – there are financial incentives in the form of advertising revenue that are attracting more interest from would-be investors.

You will probably have already heard about the first round of investment that attracted £250 million in funding, which is enough for Dick & Co. for the time being, as he’s keen to point out that there are no imminent plans to float the company on the stock market.

That’s one trend they won’t be following.



Taxman finds paper restock taxing


Tuesday, September 6th, 2011

HM Revenue and Customs has had to apologise to taxpayers for not being able to send out reminders due to not stocking enough printer paper.

If you are worried that you may be one of these people waiting on a paper reminder, then don’t fret - HMRC has said that those waiting on a reminder will be given an extra 30 days from when the paper reminders do eventually come out to ensure people are not out of pocket from the mistake.

The problem came from unexpectedly high demand for forms and paper copies of tax related documents, in particular the self-assessment tax forms. Millions of forms are set to be sent out to remind people of the July 31st tax deadline.



‘God Save the Queen’ robs Hamilton of podium time


Thursday, September 1st, 2011

Lewis Hamilton has raced for outstanding victories in the Formula One championships this year, but a big restriction on his time on pole has been the short English national anthem.

The Brit, as with everyone else, has been written off from being able to take down Vettel’s lead. However at the Nurbergring this Sunday that didn’t stop him from pulling off an outstanding qualification session to clutch 2nd place and then right at the start of the race sneak past Vettel to take the lead. In the final laps of the race Hamilton was fighting for the pole but held on to win one of his best races of his career.

Hamilton has commented that Britain needs to extend the anthem to as long as some of his rival drivers’ national anthems, some of which, Hamilton said, go on as long as 10 minutes. ‘God Save the Queen’ lasts for only 1 minute, obviously depending on how it is played. The German anthem, which has been played a lot this season, goes on for 3 minutes, the Brazilian anthem for about 4 minutes. Perhaps Hamilton has a point - it does seem that the German anthem has merged into one continuous soundtrack to F1, definitely overplayed!